no but women are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise
(via silverqueen)
I have two eyeliner settings: “none” and “wanton mistress of the night.”
(via stevenstelfox)
What happens when you combine noodles and turkey and peas and zucchini and squash and tomatoes????
HEAVEN.
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.
(via epicwinsauce)
Better send a few texts to tell them and apologise!
(via prinzing)
Tony: We got a Hannibal Lecter bobblehead in!
Me: *runs to the front of the store*
Mom: I ALREADY PUT IT ON HOLD FOR YOU!
They know me so well.
