DUNK! NO MATTER WHAT DIRK DOES DO.
HE DO IT BETTER THAN ME AND YOU.
DOCTOR, THE GERMAN DOOGIE.
DANCING, THE GERMAN BOOGIE.
NUMBERS, THE GERMAN PI.
NINJA, THE GERMANS HAVE ARRIVED.
SCIENCE, THE GERMAN HAWKING.
HOSIERY, THE GERMAN STOCKING.
FLOWERS, THE GERMAN ROSES.
HISTORY, THE GERMAN MOSES. 

DIRK.
DIRK.
DIRK.
DIRK.
NOWITZKI.