clench-up-leg0las asked: OH MY DEAR DEAREST AMERICAN TWIN HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! HOPE YOU HAVE AN AWESOME DAY. NOW I SING! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUU HAPPEH BURFDEH 2 U MANY HAPPY RETURNS ON THIS JOYOUS DAY OF CELEBRATION TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY OCTOBER LASS HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU innit. xxxxxxxxxxx

I was going to say something really Chavish, but then I decided against it. I can’t wait to go to a Manc game with you and take the piss out of everybody. And you promised me a year ago that you’d make your hair blonde again. Where is it?

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