unmanageablemischief:

And I have no idea what to do because I’m crap when it comes to being creative and what not… so… um… um… um… HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Here’s… um… a birthday story.

Once upon a time, October met everyone of her favorite footie team and they all fell in love with her (except the married ones and the ones she sees as her children) and it wasn’t in America so they were all game to have a polygamous marriage and October got to marry all her loves. 

And also Daniel Craig showed up at her birthday party and gave her pizza that she could eat without getting sick and everyone lived happily ever after.

And she won a marathon. 

The end. 

And Oasis followed her around for the rest of her life, supplying her with a soundtrack to her life.

The real end.

And Stevie never got hurt again.

The real real end.

#brb making room on my shelves for my Pulitzer #Happy Birthday October

I love you so much, Lauren! ladflsjd this is so cute. Thank you!