- *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
- *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
- *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
- *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
- *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
Einträge getaggt mit about me.
Vor 1 Tag on Mai 15, 2012 at 09:24pm
This is a blog of someone who really likes butts.
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Do you ever just have one of those day where you feel like-
I do.
It’s called every day.
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